If you’re aspiring to take up residency in the Playboy mansion, chances are, you’ll need to make mountains out of molehills—calling for a surgical procedure that involves boatloads of anesthesia, weeks of downtime, and thousands of dollars. For the rest of us, there’s an easier and more affordable way to achieve a sexy swelling. Pout Bustier Bust Enhancing Cream ($42; sephora.com) is packed with marine and plant ingredients, wheat proteins, and firming agents that are designed to fight gravity’s cruel effects, while the subtle pink shimmer creates the appearance of enhanced contours and amped-up cleavage. The cream also contains a fragrant blend of rose, geranium, and ylang ylang (a perfect Valentine’s Day aphrodisiac), and the packaging is the ultimate in girlie indulgence: a pretty pink glass container embellished with black lace and bow details. On a recent test-run, my humble B cups didn’t suddenly runneth over, but the light-reflecting ingredients did make my bust appear fuller, no surgery required. —Katie Blackwell